B is for bad parents

bad parents we all hate them and we all have met them . their mean, and smell bad they pass gas when it's quiet and the have a weird way that they to love you like when they hit you, ya they love you.

Do you see the pour girl on the picture to the left you know her parents love her , they love here so much the put a dam cat in her cake ya you know there's gonna be hair in that cake. That cat is so nice he always Tell's the truth then he goes and changes the settings in your car radio then you'll hate that cat. That little girl is like omg I can see his but crack and you know that cat is not ashamed to be like a plumper.

Now if your adopted it doesn't mean your parents are bad, but if you get sent back to Russia on a plane after you get adopted then your parents are wired clowns . click the word now

I wonder what it would look like when you tell your kid that there adopted it would look like the girl in the picture ya that. but that's as real as Sandra Bulics noes your parents will never put a cat in your cake.

OK I got a question what would you do if you got flown back to Russia leave your comments in the box bellow comment

Now why would any one tap a baby to a sine don't know

Life lesson; they will always love you unless your a Russian orphan I commented on
Robert's blog on buses

C is for clowns>:)

Clowns, scary, funny, sometimes fat but mostly scary when you think about it they're almost as scary as Sahara palin and T-pain combined, clowns almost as scary, almost. As a kid I was never scared of clowns never, unlike some people Marcus. I just don’t find them scary well ya if your a parent your worst nightmare is booking some psycho guy, in a clown suite that like kills your kid and his friends but what's the likelihood of that. Never going to happen your never going to get this guy in the left right corner scary. He'll eat all the corn dogs!!!! :0-OMG NOT THE CORNDOGS!!! Yes, the corn dogs. All clowns really are is some lonely guy in a costume that lives in his mom’s house who Eats Fruit-loops for breakfast, lunch and corn dogs for dinner. Yes corn-dogs

Many people find clowns scary rather than just plane awesome. Children and Marcus tend to be scared of the face and some body parts, such as hands and feet. OR they’re just scared of being eaten alive :). Your probably saying no clowns will never eat some one or will they I think yes what do you think leave a comment in the comment box bellow say that in a deep voice and its three times cooler than normal:)

Time for short stories about clowns that are scary

There was a boy named Marcus he was in love with clown until his mom hired an evil psycho crazy fat killing clown then he was terrified forever the end and the clown eat all the corn-dogs. That is what short stories are all about are you scared of clowns comment in the boxy thingy below oh oh ohhhhhhh oooooh tik tok there is so much spelling errors their bye for now

Comment now or the clown will get you

Thought don’t judge someone from there mask that there wearing :) ;)

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Copy this it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny:] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKiQA5e-fPg put it at the adress bar

Ausralian sneezing comercial is the coolest comercial ever

HA HA sneezing AUSTRAILIans

I commented on Michael's blog

Z is for zip-lineing

imagine flying throw the air at speeds up to 90 miles per hour and only being held on by a thin wire thats what it like zip-lining. Zip-lining is the most awesome thing in the world you are going so fast and its so scary . Seriously it's like ahhhhhhh then you stop and the stop hearts but the ride is so amazing . So in Mexico we went to this place called explore the zip-lining was amazing the tallest tower was about 127 you could see Tulom. All together there was 17 towers 5 hanging brigs and 2.3 miles of zip-line and a lot of fun

Now in zip-lining you usually have rubber gloves and you stop by holding the ropes but not in mexico. but you can get in a conversation with an iguana not much words are said but lots of heads are nodded . mexico was awesome and I will never forget it

life lesson: sometimes you got to go out of you comfort zone to have fun

t is for tilly

Tilly is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She is a 6 pound , hairy ball of energy. She is my dog. Tilly is 16 years old. She has a white coat with brown spots on her face and and tail. She is a pure bred Jack Russel terrior. They were first bred by Reverend John Russell, a parson and hunting enthusiast born in 1795. He bred the dogs to have a high stamina for chasing foxes and have the courage and build to go down fox holes to get the fox during hunts. It was important that the terrier did not hurt the fox during the chase as this was considered unsportsmanlike.

Now for my dog's history. She was born on june ninth, 1995. I think she was the smallest one of the litter ,the term for that is the runt , but she never backed down. She would fight anything. She even fought a rabbit but the rabbit won and Tilly has a big scratch on her nose for a few weeks. She learned her lesson until she took on a German Shepherd. Tilly chased the shepherd and thought she had won until the dog new he was bigger. well thets my dog memo bont attak a digger dog

Soccer is one of my favorite sports of all time besides hockey. It has all my favorite things. It has running. For soccer, you need to be able to run fast to get by the other players to be able to score on the net. The other great thing about soccer is it is the cheapest sport. To play, you only need three pieces of equipment: cleats, shine guards and socks. The team work is amazing. I also love soccer tournaments. They are fun, and have alot of actiities, good shopping and a chance to meet new players.

Soccer was invented a long time ago but it's modern rules were known as by The Cambridge Rules, first drawn up at Cambridge University in 1848. These rules were influential in the development of codes for soccer play and helped form The Association Football in England at Trinity College. Today ,soccer is played in all four corners of the earth. In Canada ,every 50 out of 1,000 people play soccer and we even have a national team that is very bad.

Every body loves it, it goes great with popcorn, pop, pizza, and steak. It’s the only thing you love more than you family, besides your computer, it’s the shiny box that sits in front of your couch, it’s your TV, yes, television. A TV image is made by displaying many sequential images very quickly, in order that the brain sees them as one moving picture. A German scientist named Paul nipokow introduced the television to the world in 1884. It was made up of many lined disc’s’ that when spun made a moving picture. A lot of types of TV have been invented, including mirror based and plasma, and three-d wich desplase many flicers of light to make it three d

S is for the simpsons

One of the longest running shows, and one of my favorites, is the Simpsons. From the catchy theme song to the creepy yellow completion they’re aswome. The Simpsons started April 19,1987, since then they have been on air for 21 seasons, 451 episodes, and one great movie. But if you look at their yellowness you will notice they have gone from yellow, to stew yellow, to a barf yellow. Even though they have changed color they have made yellow what it is today, the bright happy color that is perfect for skateboarding downtown, Made pink cars the perfect car, and blue tower like hair fashionable. Some of the Simpsons most famous characters are Bart, voiced by Nancy Cartwright, Lisa, voiced by Yeardley smith, Homer, voiced by Dan castellaneta, and Marge by Julie kavenr.

M is for Muskoka

my favoright place in the wourld is muskoka . Muskoka has just over 50,000 permanent residents, but an additional 100,000 seasonal property owners spend their summers in the region every year. Many of the seasonal properties are large mansion-like summer estates, some of which have been passed down through families from generation to generation. Most of these expensive properties can be found along the shores of Muskoka's three major lakes,Lake Muskoka, Lake Rosseau, and Lake Joseph. In recent years alote of famous peaplel have built their retreats in Muskoka, including Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, Mike Weir, Martin Short, Goldie Hawn andKurt Russell.

The soap opera Paradise Falls, about a fictitious cottage community, was shot partly on location here, to take advantage of the scenic background. Many summer camps are located in the region, which offer opportunities for canoeing, sailing, windsurfing, kayaking, waterskiing, and other water activities, and to provide a refuge from hot, smoggy cities during the summer months.

The Teletoon animated reality show Total Drama Island takes place in fictitious Camp Wawanakwa, an island summer camp located "somewhere" in Muskoka.

There are six municipalities in Muskoka: the towns of Bracebridge, Gravenhurst, and Huntsville; and the townships of Georgian Bay, Lake of Bays, and Muskoka Lakes. I love this place

How writers make you feel empathy

Empathy is the understanding of others feelings. A writer can make you feel empathy in many ways and in many situations. You can relate to the emotions that the character is feeling by reading the descriptive words the author wrote and turn it in to empathy. The writer uses adjectives that you can understand and relate to .The words make you feel sad, happy, scared or mad. The writer creates a situation that you can relate to from life, TV, newspapers or books.

The writer uses details that make you think about what’s happening to the character in the story. They use really descriptive words so you know what’s happening to the character. If they live in a bombed-out house, you feel for where they live and you can understand the horrible conditions that they live in. Some synonyms for empathy are understanding, composition, compassion and that’s what empathy makes you feel.

s is for short storys

I love short stories, short stories about dogs, short stories about Adam Sandler, short stories about anything. Here is one of my favorite short stories, about me getting amnesia.

“Where am I”? I thought as I rubbed my eyes awake in a strange room. I turned my head to examine the room, still half asleep. “Is this my house?" I said in a puzzled voice. My eyes popped open. “Who am I?" I said with great confusion. I stepped out of my bed still puzzled by the surroundings. I put on a pair of shoes hopping they were mine. I walked downtown and then I hard someone shout “ Ethan!”!. I kept walking. Suddenly someone grabbed me by the shoulder. “Ethan ,what’s up?” A man said, “Who’s Ethan?""Who are you?” I said. The man looked puzzled “ What ,are you okay?” the man asked “I think so “I answered not knowing who the man was or what he was talking about. “Do I know you?” I said “Ya I’m Matt” he said looking confused

“Do you remember anything?” He said “No” I said, “ I don’t” I said." You need help " he said "No I don’t." I said. Then it started to hit me. The next day I woke up in the hospital, my family and friends around me "What am I doing here?" I asked "You had amnesia and then got hit on the head so I guess you remember “ I spent the next three days in hospital and then got out just to get amnesia three days later.

amines is for the greek term Ἀμνησία that means lose of memory that could stem from fiscal contact or mitcal like a family dissuades it is a temporary lose of memory but can be permanent

DO clothes make a man

DO clothes make a man To be totally honest Iv never hared the saying before. I guess clothes can tell how wealthy some one is like if there wearing a expensive jacket you may consiter them to be rich. But if there wearing torn jeans you may think there unhealthy . So if there wearing a uniform you may think they go to a privet school or work in an office. maybe clothes make a man. DO clothes make a man. no they don't because you may be rich and not have a fancy coat or pants. there also allot of other things that can make you look rich like a car or a house ora boat. but it all docent mater if you don't have any friends to use a boat or car if your a mean old person why would it mater to have all of those thing . no cloths don't make the man.